The Grubbs
“Are those the Grubbs?” asked Joe.
“Shh. Keep your voice down!”
“Sorry,” whispered Joe.
“The ones who bully you?”
“That’s them. They’re identical twins. Dave and Sue Grubb.”
“Sue? One of them’s a girl?” Joe could swear that when he’d turned around and seen the twins following them, both of them had thick facial hair.
“Sue’s a girl, yes,” said Bob, as if Joe was some kind of idiot.
“Then they can’t be identical,” whispered Joe. “I mean, if one’s a boy and one’s a girl.”
“Well, yes, but no one can tell them apart.”…
The Grubbs were identical. They both had matching crew-cuts, hairy knuckles and moustaches. All of which seemed unfortunate for both of them…